Since Pleasure Magazine is written entirely in German, no one in the Forum Office knows what the Hell they're talking about. Did Ethan start doing a bunch of sit-ups? Did he get a good fake I.D. and snag some frosty Bavarian cold ones? Did he perform some twisted sexual stunt on a poor young German girl? Your guess is as good as ours, but for what it's worth, these pictures sum up what he's doing snowboarding-wise.